jakfruit:

My friends all lined up on the roof, just minutes before Seattle’s annual firework show.

jakfruit:

My friends all lined up on the roof, just minutes before Seattle’s annual firework show.

rockees:

a ferocious beast

of-leather-wings:

nevermore-he-said:

of-leather-wings:

Did I ever tell you guys that once my friend bought a hot chocolate but for some reason when she started drinking it she couldn’t get any of the hot chocolate so she started sucking on it really hard until a weird long furry thing came out so she opened it up and there was a giant huntsman spider on the inside of the lid 

are you Australian

yes

(Source: daedriac)

smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

(Source: yffud)